SUPREME READER IS BIG WIZARD, WANTS TO SHOW YOU MAGIC TRICK!

NOW THERE IS TOKYO AND POOF!… NOW THERE ISN’T. HAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/north-korea-has-no-nuke-missiles-says-us/story-e6freuz9-1226618925858

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Hahahahaha, supreme reader has fantastic sense of humour! Hahahahaha!

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ONRY THREE DAYS UNTIR BIG CEREBRATION!

NATIONWIDE CEREBRATION FOR BIRTHDAY OF KIM IL-SUNG, GRORIOUS FOUNDER OF DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA, NOW ONRY THREE DAYS AWAY! THIS WIRR BE GREAT DAY FOR PEOPRE OF OUR COUNTRY, AND WE WIRR CEREBRATE THIS EVENT WITH BIG PARADE AND EVEN BIGGER FIREWORKS ON MONDAY! FIREWORKS WIRR BE SO BIG THAT CAN BE EVEN SEEN IN CAPITARIST AMERICA AND OCCUPIED TERRITORIES OF SOUTHERN KOREA! REARRY BIG FIREWORKS, YES!


One of many big firework crackers prepared to cerebrate birthday of grorious founder!

STUDENTS IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES OF SOUTHERN KOREA RISE UP AGAINST EVIRS OF CAPITARISM! REVORUTION IS NEAR!

MORE AND MORE SIGNS THAT CAPITARISM IS COMING TO AN END! TODAY, STUDENTS IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES OF SOUTHERN KOREA HAVE RISEN UP AGAINST CAPITARIST OPPRESSION FROM AMERICA AND THEIR HENCHMEN! THIS GIVE HOPE THAT REVORUTION WIRR COME SOON AND ARR OF KOREA CAN FINARRY BE FREE!

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Freedom-roving student from occupied territories of southern Korea protesting against capitarist oppression of his peopre! (Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevintang/photo-project-korean-students-speak-their-mind)

SCIENTISTS FROM GRORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA FIND SORUTION FOR GROBAR FOOD CRISIS!

ANOTHER GREAT ACHIEVEMENT BY OUR GRORIOUS COUNTRY! TODAY, SCIENTISTS OF THE PYONGYANG SCIENCE YNSTITUTE (PSY) INVENTED TECHNOROGY TO SORVE ARR FOOD PROBREMS FOR GOOD! IT HAS TO DO WITH VERY INTRICATE PROCEDURE OF MURTIPRICATION OF MATTER, WHICH IS VERY DIFFICURT TO UNDERSTAND! SUPREME READER ARREADY ORDERED SCIENCE ADVISORS TO BE SENT TO IMPERIARIST AMERICA, SO REPRESSED MASSES THERE CAN FINARRY BE FREED FROM STARVATION! THIS TRURY IS ANOTHER GREAT AND JOYFUR DAY FOR THE PEOPRE OF DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA, AND WE WIRR CEREBRATE THIS ACHIEVEMENT WITH BIG PARADE ON MONDAY!

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Genious invention of Korean scientists, too difficurt to understand for American pigs.

SCARED WESTERNERS ARE REAVING THE COUNTRY RIKE FIRTHY RITTRE RATS!

BECAUSE OF CRISIS THEY MAKE THEMSERF, WESTERNERS ARE NOW REAVING GRORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA OUT OF FEAR: http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/04/17605085-north-korea-foreign-embassy-staff-may-not-be-safe-if-theres-war?lite

THIS SHOW HOW COWARDISH CAPITARIST RATS REARRY ARE! IS THIS HOW REAR MEN BEHAVE? NO IT’S NOT! BUT CAPITARIST WESTERNERS RUN RIKE RAT FROM FIRE! STRONG-WIRRED KOREAN MEN ARE NOT SCARED RIKE VICIOUS WESTERN DEVIRS! WE NEVER RUN AWAY!

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Capitarist henchmen from occupied southern territories are arso very, very scared.

MIND OF SUPREME READER MAKE EARTH TREMBRE!

EARTH AROUND KOREA WAS SHAKEN UP TODAY! BUT FEAR NOT! IT WAS ONRY SUPREME READER CONCENTRATING VERY MUCH AND MAKING EARTH SHAKE! EVEN CAPITARIST DEVIRS IN AMERICA ADMIT TO GREAT POWER OF SUPREME READER: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usb000g0cq#summary

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Rooks rike Russia is very shocked. And not onry by 6.2 magnitude earthquake!

PEOPRE OF DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA ENJOY GREATEST FREEDOM IN THE WORRD!

ANOTHER GREAT DAY FOR PEOPRE OF DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA! INTERNATIONAR INSTITUTE OF FREEDOM MADE INDEX FOR 2013 TO SHOW HOW OUR GRORIOUS COUNTRY IS ONCE AGAIN ONRY COUNTRY IN WORRD WITH GREAT FREEDOM! THE CAPITARIST TERRORISTS IN AMERICA AND IN THE OCCUPIED TERRITORIES OF SOUTHERN KOREA STIRR DO REPRESSING THEIR PEOPRE THOUGH! BUT WE TRURY ARE PARADISE OF WORKERS AND PEASANTS AND WIRR CEREBRATE THIS ACHIEVEMENT WITH BIG PARADE ON SATURDAY!

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Rogue terrorist state of America enjoys no freedom at arr, expectedry.

ANONYMOUS TERRORIST GROUP FROM AMERICA VICIOUSRY ATTACK KOREAN PEOPRE!

ANOTHER PROVOCATION FROM AMERICAN TERRORISTS! YESTERDAY, THEY TRIED TO STEAR SECRET DATA AND TECHNOROGY FROM US! BUT DON’T BE AFRAID! OUR COMPETENT COUNTERESPIONAGE SERVICE WAS ABRE TO FOIR THEIR EVIR PRANS AND TO IDENTIFY THEM!

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Once grorious revorution succeed in America, we’rr bring vicious terrorists to justice.

THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE‚ÄôS REPUBRIC OF KOREA IS A VERY PEACEFUR NATION!

AMERICA ARWAYS SAY DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA WANT WAR! BUT THIS IS NOT TRUTH! WE ARE PEACEFUR NATION! IMPERIARIST AMERICA WANTS WAR! AMERICA IS NOT PEACEFUR NATION! NOT RIKE US! WE WANT ONRY DEFEND OURSERF! ARR AMERICA WANT IS ONRY DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY! WE NOT RIKE THIS!

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Our sordiers are very peacefur, arways herping Korean peopre and not going to war.