SCIENTISTS FROM GRORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA FIND SORUTION FOR GROBAR FOOD CRISIS!

ANOTHER GREAT ACHIEVEMENT BY OUR GRORIOUS COUNTRY! TODAY, SCIENTISTS OF THE PYONGYANG SCIENCE YNSTITUTE (PSY) INVENTED TECHNOROGY TO SORVE ARR FOOD PROBREMS FOR GOOD! IT HAS TO DO WITH VERY INTRICATE PROCEDURE OF MURTIPRICATION OF MATTER, WHICH IS VERY DIFFICURT TO UNDERSTAND! SUPREME READER ARREADY ORDERED SCIENCE ADVISORS TO BE SENT TO IMPERIARIST AMERICA, SO REPRESSED MASSES THERE CAN FINARRY BE FREED FROM STARVATION! THIS TRURY IS ANOTHER GREAT AND JOYFUR DAY FOR THE PEOPRE OF DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA, AND WE WIRR CEREBRATE THIS ACHIEVEMENT WITH BIG PARADE ON MONDAY!

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Genious invention of Korean scientists, too difficurt to understand for American pigs.

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5 thoughts on “SCIENTISTS FROM GRORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPRE’S REPUBRIC OF KOREA FIND SORUTION FOR GROBAR FOOD CRISIS!

  1. What is it? Mass execution like you like to order like Stalin did to solve the Soviet famine? I have news for you. We are not starving in America like your own people are in North Korea. Man you really know how to SPIN IT. Why don’t you just confess to your atrocities in your country and turn to democracy instead of continuing your Communist oppression and tyranny?
    You have not fooled anyone on this planet. The entire world knows of the abuses committed by the North Korean government. You say you are a nation of peace. Then why are you threatening global thermo nuclear war? You speak out of both sides of your mouth like all good Commies do. I expect nothing different from you. Red is Red always!

    BTW I saw a pic today on the Drudge Report of your firing a pistol and one of those old crony generals are standing directly behind you. Didn’t that give you the creeps? The general looks like he just came out of a tomb after a long long stay. If I were you I would NOT trust your generals at all. I think they are plotting against you because you are young and weak and they know it. So watch out! You might become the victim of a military coup and we all know how that goes comrade, no? I’m sure Iran will take you as an exile and then you can dwell among the “liberty” given you by the crazed Ayatollahs. Oh yeah it will be just like Paradise, NOT. Best thing you could do right now is stop your threats of nuke war and turn to the West for some friends. Those evil backstabbing generals of yours might then think twice about ousting you. Think about it Kim :)

  2. No one is buying your propaganda. Not even your own people who will one day stand up against you and your regime of tyranny and you will end up like Libya’s Mumar Khadafi. I hear they sodomized him before they killed him. You proclaim “freedom” but what you offer is “tyranny.” Typical Commie nutsack!

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